A woman came to the conclusion that her boyfriend was cheating on her when she found what she believed was a condom down the side of the sofa.
Turns out it was just the wrapper of a Peperami. This has got to be a joke, no?
Despite the piece of thin plastic having holes at either end, the anonymous woman claimed to be 'heartbroken' as she posted her 'proof' to Facebook... like you do.
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It was shared on the Girlsmouth group on Facebook, where members pointed out her blunder.
If you're curious, the salami sausage snack measures in at 1.1 x 22.4 x 4.5cm - a very thin eight inches.
Maybe this actually has nothing to do with infidelity at all... the woman just really likes Peperamis and they'd come to an agreement that they weren't going to eat any? Hmm...
Replying to the post on the Facebook group, one user wrote: "Think that's the last thing she needs to worry about if she thinks that would fit him."
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Another added: "If the size of the wrapper resembles his willy, then it wouldn't be worth a broken heart anyway."
A third commented: "Worse than cheating. If my man ate my Pererami and shoved the wrapper down the sofa I'd be devastated."
Another person wrote: "On a separate note, her sofa must f***ing stink if [he] has been a dirty c*** stuffing these down the side of it."
Eventually, it was confirmed that it was indeed a joke - phew - as another person wrote: "It's from a joke page where people pretend to be 'huns' lol I'm in it.
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"She's not being serious."
At least things turned out better here than they did for another wronged woman - she got proof that her partner had been cheating from an accidental live picture he sent to her, where she could see a woman jumping onto a bed.
US influencer Serena Kerrigan explained how she caught her man red-handed when she pressed on the picture to see it in motion.
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Live photos are an iOS feature, capturing the moments shortly before and after a snap is taken. In essence then, a short video is created, which can be viewed by the recipient.
The issue here is that the guy took a live photo of the empty bed to send to his partner, just before his mistress jumped in it.
Awkward...
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