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Woman Shares Parody List After Seeing Wayne Lineker's Girlfriend Criteria

Woman Shares Parody List After Seeing Wayne Lineker's Girlfriend Criteria

A mum has taken a cheeky swipe at Wayne Lineker's list of requirements for a girlfriend by sharing her own parody list which demands her future partner has a 'six pack', 'massive k***' and be 'comfortable having a partner that is more successful and earns more'.

Kerrie Berrie once shared a banana milkshake with nightclub owner and social media personality Lineker and has followed him on Instagram ever since, but after seeing his recent post has decided to unfollow him.

Kerrie and Wayne actually met in Ibiza six years ago. Credit: Kennedy News and Media
Kerrie and Wayne actually met in Ibiza six years ago. Credit: Kennedy News and Media

The 36-year-old mum-of-one has been single for almost six years and says she felt 'triggered' after reading that Lineker expected his potential new partner to 'give up her career'.

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Kerrie says she struggles with dating as some men are uncomfortable with her success and how much she earns - which she hasn't disclosed, but confirmed it is in the higher tax bracket of £50,001 and £150,000.

Parodying Lineker's list of demands, Kerrie posted: "I've not had much luck with the dating sites as we all know, so inspired by @waynelineker latest post here are my requirements.

"Let's start off like I'm normal...strong, nice loving personality. Now onto the more important things.

"You must be an Adonis over 6ft with a massive k*** and younger than me, not my age because that would look weird!

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Credit: Kennedy News and Media
Credit: Kennedy News and Media

"You must feel comfortable with having a partner that is more successful and earns more than you.

"Don't worry though if you are a good boy I will give you an allowance and I will insure you on my Land Rover so you can drive a big car.

"No baggage as my daughter is grown up now. But you must love my dogs, Evie & Bowie, like they are your own children.

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"You MUST be Educated enough to know when to use their, there and they're. You MUST never use LOL or LMAO unless you're a*** literally falls off your body and onto the floor.

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"You have to enjoy the gym and go every day. Having a six pack is vital because I want something nice to look at whilst you cook me dinner after a hard day at work.

"You can't be obsessed with yourself or overconfident though because that's just so unattractive.

"When we settle down for some Netflix's don't moan about the chick flicks....if you wanna watch another action film then go to your mates, but not too often...maybe once a month?

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"We can negotiate that. I'll expect my back tickled and my hair played with whilst we are watching the film.

"With 362 followers on Instagram and 251 followers on TikTok, you'll need to accept that I HAVE to reply to men's messages as well as girls on all social platforms.

"Ohhh and one last thing this is obviously a joke!!"

Credit: Kennedy News and Media
Credit: Kennedy News and Media
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Lineker later said his post was just meant as a bit of a joke, but Kerrie isn't so sure.

Talking about her funny post, Kerrie said: "The people who know me well know how ridiculous my post is. They know I'm quite a feminist and I'm all about equal rights, but I've had the worst luck dating.

"I sometimes think my friends think I'm being too fussy and that's why I haven't found someone, but I'm not. There are complete weirdos out there.

"I think some of these men need to have the treatment Wayne Lineker got and feel a bit embarrassed.

"My friends think [Wayne's post] was all done tongue-in-cheek to start with, but knowing men I think at first it was genuine and then obviously he got called out and got embarrassed, and had to backtrack a bit.

"The woman he wants doesn't exist. She's not out there."

Featured Image Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Topics: Viral, Funny, UK

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Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]