I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that drive-thru staff see us at some of our lowest points. Those desperate attempts at a hangover cure and shame-filled, late night trips when you have had enough of your diet are something you expect to be kept between you and your faithful fast-food angel.
But no - they've gone and turned on us all by ratting us out with some of the weirdest things they've seen while working on the drive through.
A Reddit user kicked off an Ask Me Anything by asking: "People who have worked the drive-thru, what's the weirdest thing you've seen in someone's car?"
And one - it was revealed - saw some livestock.
Writing on the forum, they said: "Only worked drive-through for a year but the weirdest thing I saw was an alpaca in a minivan. They asked at the window if they could order some apple slices for the alpaca. I just gave them two packs on the house."
Another said: "My gym teacher, drunk. He started eating the tacos at the drive-through window. He was there for over five minutes, just eating. I saw him the next day in school, we both acted like nothing happened."
Someone else wrote: "I was working the drive-thru at Burger King in a snowstorm.
"Driver orders a coke with no ice. When I hand them the coke, they empty it a bit, break off a couple icicles hanging from the car, put in the coke, and drive off without saying a word."
While another added: "A car pulls up, and all four people are just completely naked, just casually chilling."
Someone else, commented on the state of someone's car.
In what feels like a painfully personal attack, they said: "The entire car was filled with trash. Like legitimately up to ceiling in the back seat and up to shoulder height in the passenger seat.
"I was so stunned I nearly forgot to give them their food."
A sixth had perhaps the weirdest of them all, saying: "I worked at a Tim Hortons and once saw an old lady with like 50 cartons of eggs in her car, I made a joke saying 'looks like you could make your own breakfast' and she got real straight faced and said 'oh honey those aren't eggs'.
"Still have zero clue what else you would store in egg cartons..."
I don't even want to think about it, tbh.
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