Man Poos Himself In Middle Of Supermarket Then Kicks It Under A Fridge To Hide It
When nature calls, you've got to answer - we've all been there. But one man takes this logic to its horrifying conclusion in a shocking piece of footage which shows him literally crapping his pants in the middle of a grocery store and shamelessly trying to cover it up.
The incident, captured on camera in the north-western Turkish province of Sakarya, shows the moment a heavyset shopper appears to drop a log in his shorts, before trying to cover his tracks by kicking the offending turd under the fridge and making a huge mess in the progress.
In the footage, which was shared on social media and has since gone viral, the unnamed man can be seen bending forward slightly whilst taking cover behind a shelf stack, hiding the 'dirty present' in his shorts as he does the classic penguin waddle towards the counter, trying to act as inconspicuously as possible.
He then tries to stealthily lets the turd slide down his leg as he approaches the counter, attempting to dispose of the evidence by kicking it under an ice-cream fridge whilst acting as nonchalantly as possible.
Choc ice, anyone?
It all backfires though as he smears the mess all over the floor with his blue crocs, creating a huge stain and drawing the attention of the cashier, which he unsuccessfully tries to shrug off as if nothing has happened, completing his transaction and leaving the store as if he hasn't just left a brown stain in the middle of the floor.
It is unclear if the supermarket are investigating the incident, but the man in question really needs to investigate the series of events that lead him to this moment in his life.
Especially the crocs.