A Redditor who got sick of listening to their neighbours having sex stuck a lengthy note - and a USB drive full of the sounds of their bedroom antics - to their door.
Sharing their handiwork on Reddit, the angry resident wrote: "My condo 'neighbours' like to have some loud sex.
"After letting them know previously, they haven't stopped so I left them a nice note on their door for everyone to see.
"Petty at its finest."
The note, which is actually one full side of A4 and includes a little diagram explaining how reverberation works, begins: "Living in a condo building means you tend to be closer to your neighbours than you otherwise normally would be.
"Meaning I could be living in a completely different area of our building and still be able to hear you loudly having sex.
"Now, don't get me wrong. I am very happy you have a GREAT sex life but I think I can speak for many of us in the building when I ask you to please quiet down.
"I feel bad for your immediate neighbours."
And the disgruntled Redditor didn't stop there - the note goes on to explain that when they had previously complained, the noise had quietened down for a couple of weeks.
They added: "I can say I don't particularly enjoy having my 5-year-old daughter ask me, 'Why's that lady screaming outside?'"
And if that wasn't quite enough, it then explains how reverberation works and how the sounds echo around the building.
To cap it all off, the person also attached a USB drive containing recordings of what they had been able to hear in the building.
The note ends: "In conclusion, I would like to kindly ask you to please monitor the volume of your moaning and sexual noises. Whether it's with another person or with yourself. No judgement on my end.
"In the instance, you think this is horse s*** and need some proof, I have recorded how loud you are and placed it on the attached flash drive for you to listen to yourself and make your own opinions."
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