Person Spotted With A Fire-Breathing Shed Blasting Dubstep On Their Head
A person has been spotted walking through Bristol with a tiny shed on his head that breathes fire from the chimney whilst blasting dubstep music.
Right, there's a lot to unpack there.
Let me explain. Actually, there is not really a sufficient explanation for this, only that it definitely happened.
Perhaps the most bizarre thing about this is that the fire blasting from the chimney of the shed/log cabin/headwear is perfectly in time with the music.
Seriously, what the hell is going on here?
The footage above was captured by a local resident, 35-year-old Edward Jenkins. He was out walking in the St Werburghs area of the south western city when the guy - we assume it is a guy - just strolled past.
How do you react to seeing such a scene just casually ambling down a residential street? Well, you get your camera phone out and you start filming it. There will be time to question it afterwards.
Edward explained: "I've just moved into the fabulous St Werburghs community in Bristol and my wife and I took an evening stroll around the area.
"Hearing the distinctive music we stumbled across 'shed head' walking down the street and I whipped out my camera.
"He was being chased by a few people but by the time they came round the corner he had disappeared!'"
There were other witnesses, too.
39-year-old Artemis Bear was having a relaxing evening outside her house this Monday when her peace and tranquillity was shattered by the shed-wearing wanderer.
She added: "This was quite an incredible sight.
"My partner and I were sat on the bench outside our house near St Werburghs City Farm and they turned to me saying 'did you see that?'.
"I replied that I hadn't and they said that a person had walked past with a house on their head. I ran around the corner and couldn't believe my eyes.
"This person was casually strolling around with a perfect miniature wooden house on their head, which was blasting out dubstep, and then, as if that wasn't enough, actual fire came out of the chimney.
"I ran past the couple and asked them if they got a pic but they did even better and got a video."
Despite many witnesses and even video evidence of this person wandering around with the fire-breathing shed on his head, we still don't know who this person is.
Some sort of abstract superhero? Perhaps a local inventor trialling a new alternative to headphones?
Honest to God, if anyone knows who this is, please get in touch with us. The world deserves to know.
Featured Image Credit: SWNS