A prankster ordered a 7-foot steel penis to be left outside his mate's house. Well, why not? Fortunately, we can all watch the moment where the recipient discovered his surprise delivery:
The impressive custom-made phallus was created by Latham's Steel Doors, a steel fabricator in Oldbury, West Midlands, with the company asked to deliver the product too.
After a tough year, the team decided to fulfil the order for a laugh. Photos show workers standing on a platform next to the giant object, which was made complete with 3D balls.
The surprise birthday gift was engraved with a happy birthday message and came with some very specific requests.
The prankster, who has not been named, asked for it to be self-standing, and it also had to be thick enough to make it difficult to get rid of.
It was also specified that the penis had to be welded together to make it impossible to take apart.
Additionally, it was requested that it be galvanised so that the impressive object could be kept outside in case someone wanted to turn it into a garden feature. It would make a nice water fountain come to think of it...
For the icing on the c*** and balls, they asked for it to be wrapped up with enough polystyrene balls so that it would be a pain to clean up after it was opened - and for it to be delivered as secretly as possible and left outside the house.
The pranksters planned everything for maximum embarrassment.
CCTV footage from the recipient's house shows the penis being delivered to their house, wrapped in black plastic and put on their front drive.
Then the recipient runs out and tries to move it as quickly as possible, but he can't fit it between two parked cars on the driveway. At one point, it looks as though he's checking the neighbouring houses to see whether anyone's noticed.
Unfortunately, it seems the birthday boy wasn't best pleased with his meticulously planned present, because the very next day it was posted on Facebook marketplace for £123.
In the ad, the penis towers over the man stood next to it but the seller couldn't even get the whole thing in the shot.
Impressive work, everyone involved. Top pranking.
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