Woman Shares Recipe For Cocktail That Would Have You 'Drunk For Weeks'
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A woman has shared the recipe for a drink that looks like it could be strong enough to knock someone of their feet for a number of weeks, let alone just one evening.
Have a look at the amount of hooch that goes into this incapacitating cocktail.
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The woman in question, TikTok user @_iamchristie, appears to be a bartender in New York City, and she also appears to have a vested interest in absolutely obliterating anyone who comes into her bar, given the amount of alcohol in this drink.
Judging by the original video, the drink may or may not be known as 'Savage', and it certainly looks like it could easily live up to that title.
It contains three different types of tequila, which is at least two too many types of tequila for any drink.
On top of that, it only seems to contain just a tiny splash of lemonade, and a little dash of grapefruit. Everything else is high-octane booze, guaranteeing two hits - the drink hitting the back of your throat, then you hitting the floor.
Please - really, please - don't try this at home. If you live with someone else, you're going to get kicked out, and if you don't, you're not safe on your own.
Here's the full breakdown of how it is made.
First off, she places a glass full of ice - at least that's some water in there - on the bar top. Then, she adds a healthy free-pouring of Casamigos tequila, followed by a generous glug of Patron, also a tequila.
Then, because there's not enough tequila in there already, she adds some Don Julio.
She rounds out the boozy portion of the drink with a nice circular swirl of triple sec, which is an orange liqueur.
After that, she puts in just the tiniest splash of lemonade from the pre-mix gun, and tops the whole thing off with some grapefruit juice.
Then, it's time for a shake up, before it is all poured out into another glass, into which the straw and a garnish of squeezed lime is added.
Honestly, you wouldn't want to go too close to a naked flame with this drink in your hand.
Needless to say, many folks who have seen this video - shared to Twitter with the caption 'I would be drunk for three weeks' - have chimed in to offer their opinions on this absolute night-wrecker.
One said: "She made hand sanitizer."
me after drinking that shit pic.twitter.com/8iGadH9wek
- joc ⛹♂️ (@fbmajoc) June 14, 2021
Later that night: pic.twitter.com/xcX8N0VG17
- Quinn (@Ghost_Wave) June 14, 2021
Me leaving: pic.twitter.com/STwNr2pu7b
- im high love...... idc:gem: (@_ProminentKevv) June 14, 2021
Another wrote: "Y'all are worried about being drunk.
"I'm worried about the fact that she mixed three brands of the exact same type of liquor for no reason."
A third said: "I just got drunk from watching the video."
Yup, maybe just a beer or a glass of wine or something? You'll have a better night, and an even better next morning that way.
