Woman Shares X-Rated Marks Left On Mum And Dad's Hotel Room Window

A woman has shared the rather... erm... unusual marks left on the window of a hotel room her mum and dad stayed at recently.

Posting on the 'Trashy' subreddit, the woman wrote: "This was on the window of my parents' hotel room.

"Guess they don't clean the windows often."

Maybe the staff just wanted to leave the couple an arty display on the window to brighten up the view of the carpark?

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As you can imagine, the post has attracted plenty of comments, with one person even suggesting: "Maybe it was your parents."

To which the original poster replied: "I hope not!"

Yeah, I bet you do.

Another wrote: "It looks like the windows fogged up pretty bad, what were they doing for that to happen?" Yep, it's a real head scratcher...

Someone else joked: "What? Someone probably just heard the ice cream truck and ran to the window in excitement." Seems completely reasonable and believable, if you ask me.

While a fourth added: "Op [original poster] is trying to convince themselves that that isn't their moms boob print."

But let's be honest, what is the likelihood that her folks steamed up and messed up the window before then sending the photo to their own child?

If puerile humour is your thing - and I assume it is because you clicked on this article - then you will probably be delighted with the cheeky way one auntie wrapped up her niece's Christmas present.

Sharing the photo in Facebook page Christmas Mums and Dads Australia, the woman wrote: "Guess what my Secret Santa gift is?"

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And there were plenty of guesses - both obvious and less obvious - with one person suggesting it was: "A zucchini and two baby potatoes. What else could it be?"

While another guessed: "Big Bird's foot?"

However, the woman then put everyone out of suspense by revealing what was inside.

"So I'm going to let you all know it's for my 21-year-old niece," she explained.

"She is going to be horrified when she sees this. So is my entire family, some will be laughing and some will be in shock.

"But she will be very happy once she opens it... It's her favourite alcoholic drink (vanilla Galliano) with two shot glasses."

Bet that went down a storm on Christmas Day in front of nan and granddad.

Topics: Weird

Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]

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