This article is about a woman called Lateysha and a man called Rylan. I'm told they're famous.
After a quick Google search, Wikipedia told me Lateysha is a Welsh TV personality having been on The Valleys and now Big Brother. She faced eviction either yesterday or the day before or the day before that. I don't really care.
Rylan, I'm told, is now a TV personality and presenter having finished fifth on the ninth series of X Factor. Because that makes sense. Finish fifth, still come out victorious. If only that worked for my beloved Tottenham Hotspur, the last ten years wouldn't have been so painful.
Anyway, why are we talking about these two Z-list celebs? Well, there's been a wardrobe malfunction on television and people are going nuts for it.
And by people, I mean, a few people on Twitter and my entire fucking Facebook feed. I'm not sure whether I judge myself for writing this or my friends for making it go viral, to be honest. I'll need a stiff drink later though, that's for sure.
Basically, Lateysha was on an eviction show that Rylan was hosting when for some inexplicable reason that probably wasn't attention-seeking, she got up to twerk for the camera.
Then this happened...
OMG TOTES HILAR, RIGHT?!?!
As you can see, Lateysha's zip on her dress gave way and exposed her bare bottom on the tele box. It was all rather embarrassing.
Other media outlets have described the incident using words like amusing, shocking and hilarious. I'm going to go for the same words my mum told me when I told her I'd won the Champions League with Spurs on Football Manager 2008... I don't care.
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Oh, almost forgot, I'm obliged by media law to tell you all
that Big Brother's Bit On The Side airs every night at 10.45pm on Channel 5.
Words by George Pavlou
Featured image credit: Channel 5
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