Borat Compliments Orlando Bloom's Penis In Birthday Message To Katy Perry
To mark the pop star's 36th, Borat - played by Sacha Baron Cohen - sent her a bespoke message, with more than just a small nod to those paddle board pictures from 2016. You know, the ones where he was stark b*llock naked.
In the video, Borat said: "Jagshemash Katy Pepsi!
"I was planning on going sailing in Florida and so I make internet searching of Orlando water sports. But instead Mr Google send me a photograph of your husband with his chram out.
"He have a very good one. It must be nice to see Orlando bloom!
"You will have a very naaaiiice birthday - a lot of cream on your cake. Why not?"
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Bloom, 43, shared the video on Instagram with the caption: "@katyperry your dream come true birthday message my love HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
The couple started seeing each other in 2016 and got engaged in February 2019.
Perry gave birth to their daughter on 26 August.
Speaking about the nude paddle board snaps that inspired Borat's birthday message, Bloom played down the size of his old chap, which has now received admiring glances from across the globe.
Speaking to Howard Stern last year, he said: "It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.
"First of all there were pictures with a block over it. And you make some jokes like: 'Have you got a black box big enough to cover it?'
"And then you suddenly realise somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough.
"It's a triple whammy - photos, black box, then no black box."
Featured Image Credit: Instagram/Orlando Bloom
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