It's always sad when you get dumped, and if your ex is one of the most beautiful women in the world, then it's bound to hit you just the little bit harder, isn't it?
It's got to be pretty devastating for one day to be waking up next to Angelina Jolie and then the next day you're waking up on your mate's couch, or wherever Brad Pitt is staying.
That can be the only explanation for Brad's creepy, clingy behaviour. Because, apparently he's been 'bombarding' Angelina with text messages and phone calls since the split, leaving her with no choice but to block him, the Mirror reports. Wounded.
According to US Weekly he's heart-broken (obviously) and can't stop crying; add alcohol to that mix and he's definitely going to leave a dodgy voicemail or ten, I reckon.
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Have you tried 141, Brad? She won't know it's you and she might pick up and then you can finally finish singing 'Nothing Compares 2 U', or whatever other sad song it was, to her.
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