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Danny Dyer Says He Lasts Two Minutes In Bed

Danny Dyer Says He Lasts Two Minutes In Bed

The 'EastEnders' hardman claims his daughter, Dani, was conceived in 'just two minutes' when he spoke at her In The Style clothing launch

Rebecca Shepherd

Rebecca Shepherd

Danny Dyer has already proven he's one hell of a proud dad, having gushed happily about daughter Dani and her boyfriend Jack Fincham after they won this year's Love Island.

But while he's got the doting father persona boxed off, he's now also shown that he can be an embarrassing one, too - having made some wildly cringey comments at the launch of Dani's new collection with In The Style at London's Libertine Nightclub on Wednesday.


According to the Daily Mail, Danny decided to shoehorn in a brief anecdote about how Dani was conceived, saying: "Who loves Dani Dyer? It's incredible to think that me and my wife we made her and the thing is it only took two minutes!"

Oooooof, wouldn't go spreading that around if I were you, mate.

Dyer must have instantly regretted sharing that, quickly adding: "Nah, quarter of an hour."

Here's us thinking that he would be the kind of bloke who would brag about being an absolute machine when it comes to his sexual stamina.

Of course, Dyer wasn't just there to poke fun at his prowess in the bedroom. He also seemed genuinely chuffed with how his daughter has done recently.

Getting emotional, he said: "She is an incredible human being... and I'm very fucking proud of her. I'm slightly choked up at this point, thank you all so much."

After Dani and Jack won the 2018 series of ITV2 reality show Love Island, the Dyers instantly became a family that we all wanted to know more about.


So much so that producers were keen to get the whole family snapped up for some reality TV, like a sort of cockney Kardashians.

Feel like we should have copyrighted that...

Speaking to the Sun, Danny's wife (and Dani's mum), Jo Mas, revealed the family had been offered the chance of starring in their own reality show, but as quickly as our hopes were built up, she dashed them.

"We've been offered a reality show," she told the paper. "But Danny is contracted at the BBC.

"We have always joked about it. People do say we need a show in our house because there's always a drama. One day we might do it."

This isn't the first time Danny has been linked with an appearance on a reality show. After he appeared on Good Evening Britain with Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid (and called former Prime Minister David Cameron a 'twat' twice) bookies slashed the odds of him entering the jungle for I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!

William Hill dropped odds from 8/1 to 5/1 for him to go into the jungle.

A spokesperson from the bookies told OK magazine: "Danny made it clear that he is not against reality TV and we think there is a great chance that he will be off to the jungle. Although we think Strictly might not be up his street."

Personally, I think Strictly is a bloody fabulous shout...

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