Has anyone ever sat in bed watching Friends - maybe an episode such as 'The One With Ross' Sandwich' - and amidst the scenes of Monica and Chandler's unravelling relationship, thought: you know what would make this better, if there was a bit of x-rated action involved...?
Nope? Us neither, funnily enough. YouPorn, on the other hand would disagree - the folks behind the adult video website think there's a gap in the market for a Friends porn parody.
And guess what? Seems they envisage David Schwimmer as the man of the moment. So first the poor guy responds to Blackpool police after they begin a search for his lookalike, and then BAM! Someone else reckons he wants to go full frontal? Not really how it works, guys.
And the keen fellas at YouPorn reckon he's worth it - so much so that they've offered him $1 million (£760,500) for his time and efforts.
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Lets face it - we'd all have a gander at that, wouldn't we? In the hope that he started screaming 'PIVOT', if for no other reason.
In an open letter that was apparently shared with Meaww, YouPorn has invited the actor to be a part of its new grot venture.
In the letter, YouPorn's representatives wrote: "You've proven your acting chops haven't faltered with the re-enactment of today's doppelganger beer thief.
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"We at YouPorn, like so many others, miss that time you awkwardly proved to Rachel and Joey that you were 'FINE'! Or that time you tried to teach Rachel and Phoebe about the state of total awareness..Unagi!"
Ah, we reckon the leather pants might have sold it, you know... but he'd best make sure he gets a spray tan (or six) before the filming commences.
We suppose it would be a good way to get a bit of Friends back in to our schedule, seeing as Matt LeBlanc completely shut down any dreams of a comeback.
The actor, and former Top Gear presenter, told Brisbane's 97.3FM Bianca, Terry & Bob: "I understand that people really want to see that reunion. But that show was about a finite period in these six characters' lives, between [the ages of] 20 and 30.
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"I think everyone's imagination of what they (the characters) are doing is better."
Just a thought, if David isn't up for this - Joey might be...? After all, LeBlanc is technically unemployed now, right? Just a suggestion...
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Topics: Entertainment, Celebrity, Matt LeBlanc, Friends