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If I had to put together a list of things Donald Trump almost definitely does it would read like this:
1. Fucks in front of a mirror so he can look at his own reflection as he shouts 'LIBERTY' just as he reaches climax.
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2. Speaks very slowly to anyone who looks even the faintest bit 'Latino' so they can understand him better.
3. Makes babies cry.
I may have no proof for the first two (yet) but I do for the third.
At a recent rally in Colorado Springs, some clearly insane mothers gifted their babies to Trump. He took one sprog under each arm and inevitably both of the infants burst into tears.
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The Simpsons had a pop at the presidential candidate. Credit: Animation on Fox
When it comes to presidential campaigns, cradling a newborn is almost a rite of passage. I have no idea what it possibly proves? That if you can carry a baby you can be trusted?
Strangely, the video has been shared on Trump's Twitter page.
Hopefully, for the sake of these two infants, this will not be their first memories.
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Still, it might make for an interesting story when they're older: 'I remember when I was cradled in the arms by a man who tried to build a wall to keep Mexican people out'.
'Yeah sure, granddad - shut up you crazy old bastard'.
'No, honestly'.
'Ha, next you'll be saying this guy thought France deserved to be attacked by terrorists because of their strict gun laws'.
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'Well actually...'
The Simpsons airs on Fox on Sundays at 8pm ET.
Words by Matthew Cooper
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Babies, Donald Trump
