Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Opens Up About His Lady Repellent Pornstache
We've all looked back at our high school photos with disgust, haven't we? It's even worse if, like me, your grandparents have them displayed on a 'wall of fame'. Pretty much the only reason I went to uni was to get that godawful picture of my 16-year-old self, side fringe and all, taken out of their living room.
So I think I can speak for the majority of us when I say 'we get it', following Dwayne Johnson's revelations about his teenage pornstache.
Now, I never had a pornstache - thankfully - but I can imagine it must be pretty tough to look back and realise you'd committed such a fashion faux pas.
But it looks as though it was even worse than I imagined - The Rock himself recently posted about its lady repellent features. Oh, and to add insult to injury, the kids in school thought he was an undercover cop. Must admit, he does look about 40.
:joy::thumbsup: Nice trip down memory lane. And yes, very true story when I moved from Hawaii to Nashville, I was already 6'4 225lbs with a pornstache at 15yrs old - and the students in my new high school thought I was an undercover cop. All the lovely ladies stayed far away from me :sob:♂️ https://t.co/P0m71Bo487
- Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) February 23, 2019
But my oh my, how times have changed and it seems people are pretty pleased that he no longer sports this particular look.
One person posted: "Well let's take a moment and appreciate that he no longer has the porn stash or hair on his head".
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Another added: "Can blame them for running away, you look like FBI gone wrong!"
Ha ha they thought the @TheRock was part of 21 jump street pic.twitter.com/PqWic3IIDp
- Juan Batres (@thedon1998) February 23, 2019
It gave others the chance to share their own struggles, with one posting: "I had a very similar issue as well! Except, I was just 5 feet tall, only 65 lbs with long spider legs that took up over half my body at age 15- and all of my high school classmates thought I was an actual ghost. Everybody and their mother stayed far away from me."
Someone else suggested that the 'tache should make a comeback: "Will the pornstache be making a return!??? C'mon..you know you want to!"
Please God, make it stop.
Featured Image Credit: Instagram/therock