Unless you've been living under a rock without WiFi for the past week, you'll have seen Azealia Banks launching a sick racist and homophobic rant at former One Direction singer Zayn Malik.
All of this got me thinking. Could she possibly be the biggest arsehole on Twitter? I thought I'd conduct my own very scientific study to find out.
I'll be the first to admit I've been a bit of an arse on Twitter in the past. I got blocked by Paloma Faith for telling her she laughed like a nobhead about four years ago and I still feel really shitty about it. I had nothing against her, but I was an arsehole and I accept that now. If you're reading this, Paloma Faith, I'm sorry.
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We can all be forgiven for our behaviour on the internet though, we don't have countless PR and media staff employed to keep us in check and make sure we don't make dicks of ourselves like celebrities do. However, it seems some of them just can't help themselves. I just don't get it.
Anyway, here's a rundown of the biggest arseholes Twitter has to offer:
Azealia Banks
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It's only fitting to start with the biggest dickhead of 2016. There's no place anywhere for such abhorrent racism and homophobia. Arsehole rating: 10/10.
Justin Bieber
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Let's be honest, you knew he was going to be in this list. From announcing his retirement on Christmas Day to posting cheesy quotes that belong on Tumblr, Bieber will always be a bit of a bellend. But you know what, there's something a bit lovable about the little rapscallion. And 'Sorry' is still a banger. Arsehole rating: 4/10.
Katie Hopkins
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I seriously don't know where to start. Arsehole rating: 10/10.
Kanye West
It's a shame Kanye's an arsehole, because he's really quite talented. I mean, he's not quite Michelangelo, as he claims, but he's made some great albums. Arsehole rating: 7/10.
Donald Trump
Let's just get this straight before we continue: This has absolutely nothing to do with politics. I have no interest in politics. He's a floppy-haired nobhead, that's all. Arsehole rating: 9/10.
Kim Kardashian
Ah, the woman whose biggest fear in life is stretch marks. You can't go anywhere without seeing her shit. In all honesty, I could have added all of the Kardashians into this, and I was going to until I saw that Kourtney once tweeted: 'Do ants have dicks?' And for that, the most iconic tweet of all time, she just gained herself a new follower. The answer is no, in case you were wondering. Arsehole rating: 5/10.
I could go on and on but I'm already bored of the negativity so now it's time to focus on the positives. Without further ado, I bring you the very best tweets from our Lord and Saviour, James Blunt.
That's how Twitter should be done.
Words by Liam Bond
Topics: James Blunt, Twitter