Keith Lemon Superfan Gets Tattoo Of His Face On Their Bum And Forgets To Do Crucial Wipe
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WARNING: GRAPHIC PICTURES
We've seen some really shitty tattoos during the World Cup but this one is super shitty. Like, literally, shitty.
So, let's put things into context, if we're putting a picture on social media for the world to see we try and make sure everything is right, don't we?
We want to have peace of mind that there's no nasty surprises lurking that can be flagged up to cause humiliation followed by a very swift delete.
And we would check the picture even more if we were sending it to our hero. Which is where this guy messed up a little bit.
First of all he got a tattoo of Keith Lemon's face on his full arse cheek. And if that isn't bad enough, he definitely didn't use loo roll during his latest toilet trip.
We wish we were joking. And also, I really hope you're not eating when you look at the next picture - you've been warned.
Although he was flattered by the picture the Celebrity Juice host couldn't hold back from commenting on the fecal matter. The guy was absolutely asking for it though, wasn't he?
And the worst bit (yes, it can get worse) is that the anonymous superfan had Lemon's catchphrase underneath the portrait - 'Shit-ing'. Oh no, this is tragic.
Fans were quick to comment on the, well the shit. Some gave him the benefit of the doubt saying it was probably the ink that was wiped away. Yeah, pull the other one mate because we're never buying that crap.
But another said: "Omfg. You'd think that they would of wiped there arse properly." Yes, you would.
And a third added: "Lol surely you would make sure your ass is clean before subjecting the poor tattoo artist to this minging crack attack".
Keith lend him your bandage, mate. Speaking of the bandage, the comedian revealed why he wears it during an interview with Radio X presenter, Chris Moyles.
He has been known to claim that it's hiding a dodgy tat and previously said: "I often wear a bandage on my wrist as I have a rather unorthodox tattoo right there and while I would argue it is a lively form of artistic expression, unfortunately most television producers tend to disagree."
We wonder whether it's a blokes arse with Keith Lemon's face inked on said arse and a dirty crack?
Well, we'll never know because it turns out there is no tattoo as he told Chris Moyles: "Obviously there's nowt wrong with my hand whatsoever, but it's artistic expression, like when Nelly wears a plaster on his cheek."
What an anti-climax that was.