Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall Says She 'Literally S**t Herself' During A Gig
Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall has said she once 'literally s**t herself' during a gig.
Yep, ordinarily when pop stars discuss their most awkward on-stage moments, it's saying the wrong place name, forgetting a lyric or a wardrobe malfunction that springs to mind. But when Jade opened up on the subject, it was the time she literally s**t herself which she cared to share.
In the latest episode of her virtual MTV cookery show, Served! With Jade Thirlwall, the singer welcomed Melanie C and RuPaul's Drag Race finalist Courtney Act for a nibble and a natter.
Conversation turned poowards after 27-year-old Jade asked Melanie what her most 'horrific' or 'embarrassing' on-stage moment was.
Sporty Spice replied: "We did a show in Miami, and in the first song, my trousers split right up the back.
"I had a G-string on under them, but my cheeks were there for the world to see. So I had to just run off."
OK - a little embarrassing, sure, but at this point Jade got someone to hold her beer, before seeing Mel's bare a**e and raising her with soiled fishnets.
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She said: "My worst ever stage experience, for me, was on Little Mix's Glory Days tour. I was a bit unwell at the time, I had, like, a poorly belly.
"And basically, before the show starts, we were in, you know the man-lifts? Where it rises up, and it's like a big dramatic entrance? As I was [crouching down] in the man-lift, I looked at my security guard, and I was like, 'I really need to do a little fart.'
"So I did it. I did a little fart. And then I literally s**t myself."
Oh dear, the phoney fart - horrible little mix-up.
She added: "I was in a fishnet. Picture that. I probably shouldn't have mentioned that publicly, to be honest. But there you have it."
Naaah, probs best not to worry too much about it, Jade. Doubt it will make headlines.
Reflecting on what she'd just done, Jade muttered to someone off-screen: "I've just told a Spice Girl I've s**t myself."
Don't forget about all of us at home either. But hey, happens to the best of us, and if you think about it, there's few greater pleasures in life than having a plop on the job - and no doubt Jade was very well remunerated for that one... That's about as positive a spin I can put on s**tting yourself in front of thousands of people.
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