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James Blunt Ripping Into People's Tinder Profiles Is Beautiful
James Blunt is probably as famous for being funny on Twitter as he is for that annoying song he did in 2004.
His Twitter account is absolute gold, with him ripping the piss out of anyone and everyone that takes the time to try and give him grief:
Sex on your own is actually just called wanking. RT @bilge1979: I'd like you to know I'm going to be having sex to your new album later.
- James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 24, 2017
No, I just want you to buy my album. RT @IndianBear27: @JamesBlunt you never anser my tweets. Want to be friends?
- James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 7, 2017
I suck cock for coke. RT @COYS28: @JamesBlunt if you tweet me, I'll make whatever you say my yearbook quote
- James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 4, 2017
So, who better to critique Tinder users' profiles?
In a new advert for the dating app, Blunt is 'Chief Blunt Officer' and he offers some sound advice for those looking for love, or, you know, an awkward one night stand and a swift morning after un-matching.
Credit: YouTube/Tinder
He tells one guys: "You know not everyone supports the shirtless bathroom selfie, but I think it's a great chance to weed out anyone with an ounce of self-respect."
His advice for those people who use group shots? "It's Tinder not Guess fucking Who."
Another user's profile stated she would only date men a foot taller than her, causing Blunt to reel off a list of famous faces she'd ruled-out including Ryan Reynolds and Channing Tatum before saying: "Kit Harrington. You're telling me you'd turn the King of the North?"
He also manages to fit in a plug for his new single 'OK'.
And, I can't believe I'm saying this, but it sounds alright.
Featured Image Credit: Tinder/YouTube
Topics: Dating, James Blunt, Twitter, Tinder
