Piers Morgan Wore Heels On 'Loose Women' Because He Loves Attention
'Celebrity' Piers Morgan took to a panel show today in women's high heels in a desperate bid to keep his attention-levels topped up.
He appeared on Loose Women and made sure to Tweet his followers (5.46million of them...) so that no-one missed him making a complete and utter idiot out of himself.
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Absolute state. Although I must say that the silver looks rather fetching.
Apparently, he put them on after declaring that wearing high heels was as easy as putting on a tie.
BREAKING NEWS: I will be wearing high heels on @loosewomen in a few minutes. :high_heel::high_heel:
- Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) 30 January 2017
Now, as a woman, I'm calling bullshit. He's clearly never fallen out of a taxi after downing two big bottles of WKD. Heels are hard. And they give you blisters.
Piers seemed to get a taste of this as he wobbled into the studio with all the grace of someone who had strawpedo'd two large alcopops.
Presenter Nadia Sawalha quipped: "You looked constipated." To which Piers replied: "I grant you, it's not the easiest walk I've had in my life." SEE.
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After he sat down, he was keen to point out that he supported women, despite not agreeing with the Women's March. He said: "When it comes to women's rights I am a relentless supporter and advocate. I hired and promoted more women than anyone in The Mirror's 10-year history."
I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?
- Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) 21 January 2017
He then added that he wouldn't have voted for Trump, as he explained: "I made it clear I wouldn't vote for him, his politics are too different to mine. But he loves Britain."
Is it just me, or it almost like he wants us to all think he's good mates with President Trump?
Piers recently pissed off T2 Trainspotting star Ewan McGregor. Ewan was due to appear on Good Morning Britain to promote the new film, however, he promptly pulled out when he realised that it would mean sharing a sofa with Piers.
Their argument ended up on Twitter (obviously).
What do you think? Is he justified? Let us know in the comments below.
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