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Have you ever scrolled through the menu of a takeaway, usually hungover and completely undecided on what would be best? Pretty much anything looks appealing but you can't have it all. Sometimes you might even end up having to chuck a few things out of your basket because you're never going to be hungry after the pizza, chicken and burger combo you've already got going on.
But you know who doesn't have to limit their takeaway selection? Post Malone, that's who. He orders what the fuck he wants, when the fuck he wants it.
The American rapper has actually spent $40,000 on food, grocery and alcohol deliveries from Postmates... yep, you might earn half of that a year.
Posty was profiled by the delivery app and they revealed that the musician, who has been a member since 2016, is one of their best customers. Get that on your CV, LAD.
Postmates say that the artist has ordered nearly 3,000 items and made 660 purchases from 52 cities. He's a man that gets around so the amount of cities would make sense.
According to Popbuzz, Post has toured for much of the year and nothing beats the post-gig munchies like your favourite fast food.
Whether it's in the studio or on tour, Postmates has become Posty's best friend. He ranks as their number one most dedicated customer.
Of the 289 different merchants that he's ordered from on Postmates, he goes 'psycho' for Popeyes. Apparently he ordered $8,000 worth of the biscuits to a Coachella party because when you get peckish, there's clearly nothing better.
He also spent $850 on party supplies which consisted of three packs of rolling papers, six bottles of orange juice, two bottles of cranberry cocktail juice, four bottles of cabernet sauvignon, two bags of ice, two handles of vodka and 40 cups.
He really does think of everything.
The LAD even once tipped his delivery driver with his unreleased CD because he knows some things are worth more than money.
Apparently Malone doesn't think Googling himself is a good idea but this time he might not mind it.
The 23-year-old - real name Austin Richard Post - claims he's been called a 'Walking STD' among other nasty things.
Don't listen to them, my friend, you just carry on doing your thing and get ordering your nightly Postmates.
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