The Rock Photoshops Kevin Hart Onto Photo Of His Newborn Daughter
It was just a week ago that we were all congratulating Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and his baby mama Lauren Hashian on the birth of their daughter, Tiana - the couple's second child and The Rock's third.
But it seems his Jumanji co-star Kevin Hart is already stealing the limelight, thanks to an amusing bit of Photoshopping.
The Rock shared the pretty creepy photo on Instagram, which shows Hart's screaming face where Tiana's was.
He began the post by tagging his pal and referring to him as his 'beloved son', before breaking out into a poem, writing: "Twinkle Twinkle little Hart, I just don't know where to start.
"Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul, even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole."
He also added the hashtags '#Shhhh', '#JustShutYourLittleMouth', '#AndGoNightNight' and, bizarrely, '#OnDaddysPecMeat'.
Kevin Hart clearly found it pretty funny, too, reposting the photo an hour later with the caption: "The Internet will forever be undefeated. This is hilarious as hell."
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It's especially unnerving as The Rock is also lying in hospital bed, so it does sort of look like he himself has literally just given birth to Kevin Hart.
The Rock shared the original photo on social media to announce that Tiana came into the world 'like a force of nature'.
"I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia's delivery, it's hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial and all mamas and women out there," he wrote.
"And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia - like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I'll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life.
"Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol' world, but being your dad will always be the one I'm most proud to wear.
"Oh and one more thing.. you're gonna love rollin' in daddy's pick up truck."
Speaking to US Weekly shortly before the baby was due, he revealed that he was already having sleepless nights, saying: "I'm just being there and being very flexible and nimble... a lot of fathers understand this: We don't sleep.
"When the baby mama is sleeping, any movement in the middle of the night, any kind of just turning over, I'm like, 'Hey, are you OK?' Constantly. So, it's been like that. It's an exciting time!"
Congrats to The Rock on the birth of his daughter... just try not to have too many nightmares over that other photo, eh?
Featured Image Credit: Instagram/The Rock/PA