Before we delve into Carol Vorderman and her kinky desires and titillations, we thought we'd make a little quiz for you.
So 'two from two top and four little ones, please Carol'.
Get your stop clock ready, you've got 30 seconds.
NUMBERS
25 100 9 7 5 6
TARGET
426
Dun dun dun dun dun dun, da da da da da da da da DUM!
If you got angry by this intro, it's because you didn't get the answer. And if you put in the comments you didn't like the start, you are just making a mathematical fool of yourself.
But she knows equations and algebra won't keep her in the jungle. She's fully aware that telling us about all the stuff she likes in the bedroom is far more likely to get dads tuning in and young guys to legitimately have a cougar crush.
Whispering to Lisa Snowden, the conversation turns to nipple tassels and a whole lot more. Of course, the whole world got to listen to these 'secret' revelations.
Here's the conversation...
Credit: ITV
Among the banter, Carol came out with this cracker. "You know at Selfridges when Agent Provocateur was in the middle of the lingerie [department].
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"I was on everything on the telly at the time and I was going around with the girls going 'I'll have that whip, I'll have this and that'... I went back to the counter and there was quite a lot of stuff and they are packing it all up.
"The girls are now wrapping up the fourth box of stuff and one girl shouts out to the other 'Ere, has anyone seen Carol's nipple tassels'?
Joel Dommett then chirped up, saying they probably looked like a Countdown clock.
The oddest nipple tassels ever.
Also, here's one way of getting 426.
*9+7=16 x 25 = 400
100 divided by 5 = 20. Add on to 400 = 420. Add 6 = 426. Hey presto.
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