Here's What Orlando Bloom Texted His Ex Before She Saw His Dick Pics
Supermodel Miranda Kerr has revealed that her ex-husband Orlando Bloom let her know before pictures of him paddle-boarding with his dick out alongside his girl Katy Perry surfaced on the Internet.
When asked what her response to the naked photos of Orlando was during an appearance on the Kyle and Jackie O radio show, Miranda said: "Oh my God, he texts me and was like 'um, I'm really embarrassed, some photos are coming out, just thought I should let you know.' And I was like, hmmm... right, what were you thinking? Seriously?!"
orlando bloom paddling katy perry around with his dick out is like everything I need/ want in a relationship pic.twitter.com/iX7XN7JZFU
- Tay (@tayeps_) August 8, 2016
Host Kyle had made reference to Bloom's dick earlier when he told Kerr: "I've noticed there's a theme running here. I don't know if you've seen the same photos, but even when people are paddle-boarding, people are supposed to be wearing pants of some description."
Kerr and Bloom, when they were together. Credit: PA
The supermodel, who shares a five-year-old son named Flynn with Bloom, laughed at Kyle's comment, then replied: "Yes, I'm going to send Orlando a pair of both [trousers/shorts] because he, you know, might like either of those."
Pretty sure if I paddle boarded with my wanger out I'd be arrested rather than applauded.
He was just showing off his third Legolas.
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