Let's face it, the only reason why millions of people tune in to watch ITV's I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is to witness Z-listers getting tortured in the Australian jungle under the spotlight!
'Yeah, go on, eat it you piece of shit. I remember you from Crossroads in 1994! I never liked you anyway'. FYI I don't know if Crossroads was around in 1994. If you call me out on it you really need to do something better with your Sunday.
As an added bonus for 40-something-women, you may get to see a few chests and as a 15-year-old lad you might get to see a side boob or a bikini.
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Myleene Klass. Credit: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here/ITV
Phwoar! Credit: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here/ITV
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If you hate the show as much as me, our prayers may have finally been answered.
The camp's owner, Craig Parker, who has worked with the ITV show for 14 years, is pissed off with the bosses thinking they're the 'kings of the jungle'.
That, mixed with melodramatic celebs wannabes, has left Craig "sick and tired" of the whole agreement with the show.
After watching Dean Gaffney take on the The Temple Of Doom, we can see why poor Craig has had enough. Dean. Bloody. Gaffney.
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Although this year's series is safe, Craig is refusing to sign a new contract after a bust up over the 'jungle' in Dungay Creek, Queensland.
"He can pretty much name his price. But so far he is adamant he will not be changing his mind," a source told The Sun. "A senior member of staff recently checked out a possible camp in Sydney, but it was far too expensive."
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And another thing. Have you seen the hotel they stay in when they have had enough of sleeping rough in the bush? It's the frickin' Palazzo Versace Australia.
My mate said he slept rough in a bush the other week ans I still can't decide if he's into metaphors or actually went on a bender and frequented brambled shrubbery.
I have an idea. Let's throw next year's contestants out of a plane into the middle of the Amazon Rainforest with nothing but weapons. The majority of the budget can be spent on a really sarcastic presenter to sit in his or her mansion at home. What's Jeremy Clarkson doing that time of year? Paxman wouldn't be a bad shout, either.
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Dunno, might have thought of a good name for it: Hunger Games.
We could be on to something here.
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