Josh Brolin Shares Racy Instagram Picture Of Thanos Naked
As suspense builds for this week's release of Avengers: End Game, Josh Brolin has got fans all hot and bothered after sharing a pretty racy picture of his purple, muscly on-screen counterpart, Thanos - who happens to be butt naked.
Brolin shared the artwork on Instagram, writing: "Before the armor, a shower. #washingavengerscumoff #powerliftingantmansquish #APRIL26SPOILER."
Many people commented to say it was a bit much for first thing (yeah, I'll bet Thanos is the type of guy to send an unsolicited dick pic, too), with one writing: "I just brought my breakfast back up... Thanks Josh."
Someone else said: "That's... very naked. It's in my brain now."
Others were a little more complimentary, with model Helena Christensen saying he boasted 'a very peachy lil behind'.
"Buns of steal that'll steal yogurl, your friends and oh yea half the universe lol," another person said, with someone else joking: "I didn't know Thanos was part Kardashian!"
Mind you, most people have glossed over the very naked picture and instead urged Brolin to rethink one of the hashtags, which reads: "#washingavengerscumoff."
Read it again, slowly.
Avenger scum? Or Avenger's... Yep, there we go.
One Instagammer commented: "I know the hashtag says 'washing avenger scum off' but I keep moving the s ahead to the 'avengers' and---."
Someone else asked: "You gonna wanna reword that hashtag?"
Just in case we didn't get it, a third wrote: "Oh god, I thought the hashtag was 'washing Avengers cum off', not 'washing Avenger scum off'."
Others, meanwhile, decided to lower the tone even more (not that it was particularly high in the first place with that bare arse) by referencing a particularly grim fan theory involving Thanos and Ant-Man.
You see, there are some fans out here who believe Ant-Man will save the Avengers squad by crawling inside Thanos - as Paul Rudd's character is able to shrink and grow in size thanks to his super-suit, meaning some reckon he could crawl into Thanos and rapidly expand.
And where might he crawl, you may wonder? Well, according to the popular consensus, the top choice is through Thanos' bum.
"Ant-Man incoming," someone commented on Instagram.
"Ant-Man's only chance," another wrote.
Someone else quipped: "Ant-Man joined the chat."
C'mon Ant-Man, now's your time to shine...
Featured Image Credit: Josh Brolin/Instagram