Piers Morgan Tried To Act Hard On Twitter And The Response Was As You'd Expect
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In news that I'm sure will shock you all, Piers Morgan has made a creepy macho boast about his physical prowess, only for it to backfire massively.
The moment of utter cringe came after a Twitter user posed the question: "How does Piers Morgan not get punched, multiple times, daily?"
Of course, Piers Morgan couldn't help but respond to this one himself after he saw it in his @s.
Because I'm 6ft 1in, 102 kilos, come from an extensive military family, fear nobody & have sparred, successfully, with Manny Pacquiao & Mike Tyson. https://t.co/jA5uuX2Mh8
- Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 11, 2017
He answered: "Because I'm 6ft 1in, 102 kilos, come from an extensive military family, fear nobody and have sparred, successfully, with Manny Pacquiao and Mike Tyson."
In case you're wondering about the whole 'sparring with Mike Tyson' thing, here that is:
It's hardly the Rumble in the Jungle, is it?
Cue everyone on the social media site ripping the piss out of the former News of the World editor about the boast:
"Come from an extensive military family". My Dad's an electrician and last week I tried slapping my Sky Box to get it to work properly. What's your fucking point? https://t.co/1SnfCUyNPH
- Joe Baiamonte (@JoeBaia) November 12, 2017
Yeah and I actually once out rapped Eminem whilst beating usain bolt in a sprint you know
- Josh? (@JoshJs742337) November 11, 2017
"6ft 1in ? I didn't know they stacked shit that high" pic.twitter.com/y4prdNUWxs
- Andy (@smoothplz) November 11, 2017
Just another day on the internet, then.