Appearing on the Graham Norton Show, Robbie Williams spoke about the most bizzare hand job that he has ever received.
Although in recent years his tone has mellowed, he showed the BBC audience that he carried fond memories from his wilder years as a pop star.
The 47-year-old sat on the couch alongside Justin Timberlake, Anna Kendrick and Daniel Radcliffe when this happened:
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"I'll get in a lot of trouble for telling this story," Williams began. "Back in the day, I was renting a castle. We were renting it to rehearse in for a tour.
"I was in this big room in this castle. I've got this sleeping bag. I woke up and I was laying on my bed. I was cognisant and I was awake but I hadn't opened my eyes yet. I was getting more and more confused because I could swear there was somebody in my room.
"I could swear that they were tidying up or cleaning or something. Sure enough, I open my eyes and there was a lady at the bottom of the bed. She could have been anywhere from 28 to 58. She's got this headset on, it's got this tape on it and the lead went down to a cassette player.
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"We were well into the days of CDs at this time and I was like, 'Wow'. But you just woke up so you don't really know what's going on. She looks at me. I look at her. I went, 'Alright'? She went, 'Alright'? She looked on the floor where my underpants were, and she went, 'Calvin Kleins?' and I went, 'yeah,' and she said, 'Pussy'!
"I'm like, okay, this is definitely really weird. She went, 'Have you got morning glory'? This is back in the day when I used to have morning glory! So I was like, 'Yeah'! She says, 'I'll wank you off'! I'm really young and I can close my eyes and pretend it's somebody else, so it's like, 'Yeah, go on then'!
"Anyway, she does the dirty deed and it's confusing. I felt defiled. Off she went on her merry way! That night I was with the lady who ran the castle. I said, 'Your cleaner's weird'! She said, 'We don't have cleaners on a Wednesday'. It was just somebody who had walked in off the street, come up and give me a hand job, and then left!"
That's got to be the best hand job anecdote ever. Think you can beat it? Comments always welcome below.
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