Turns out that former X Factor contestant Rylan isn't just a mediocre karaoke singer turned TV presenter, he's also a massive sesh head.
The story described by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield is one we'll all recognise. Rylan wasn't even planning to go for a drink. He was just out and about when he bumped into a friend - in this case horse jockey Frankie Dettori. It all escalated from there.
Holly offers precious little details on the pre-sesh, although it's my assumption that the day on the razz culminated in the pair being thrown out of the pub for eye-balling vodka shots and riding the bar like Red Rum. But, from there, Rylan left his pal and turned up at the TV Choice Awards.
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As you can imagine, he was more than a little worse for wear on the red carpet.
Just take a look at him:
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Apparently the This Morning team had to be interviewed fifteen times thanks to his antics.
Each co-star was indicative of the different attitudes people take towards you when you're drunk.
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Eamonn Holmes, sturn, fatherly: "Isn't it about time you took yourself home, LAD?"
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Phillip Schofield, hand over mouth, embarrassed: "Not sure who he's with, him."
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Holly Willoughby, animated, encouraging: "Go on Ry, get another one down you."
All in all, it looks a top time.
But, if you wondering how the hangover was for him the next day, I'm guessing it went something like this:
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Fuck. Ing. Hell.
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