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Pizza Worker Tells Horrifying Story About Lunatic Customer Who Held His Pizza Box Sideways

Pizza Worker Tells Horrifying Story About Lunatic Customer Who Held His Pizza Box Sideways

When carrying a pizza, thou shalt hold the box perfectly level with the horizon. This is an unwritten rule that is now written because I just typed it.

If you tilt that pizza box, the hot, gooey cheese will escape into all corners of the cardboard and ruin your eating experience. Also, someone spent a lot of time crafting that pizza, so don't carry it under your arm like a textbook.

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Sadly, some people pay no attention to the rules. As former pizza chain worker Joewen Wilson knows all too well. He worked in a Philadelphia pizza place for five years and took to Twitter to share a frenzied and supremely angry story about a regular customer who constantly carried his pizza box incorrectly.





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Alternatively, Joewen, you could have corrected this guy four years ago and saved me from embedding the past thirty tweets. Good story though.

This article first appeared on BroBible.

Topics: Twitter, Pizza

Matthew Cooper

Follow me on Twitter @c00pasaurus for sad short stories about attractive strangers I never spoke to on public transport.

 

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