Pizza Worker Tells Horrifying Story About Lunatic Customer Who Held His Pizza Box Sideways
When carrying a pizza, thou shalt hold the box perfectly level with the horizon. This is an unwritten rule that is now written because I just typed it.
If you tilt that pizza box, the hot, gooey cheese will escape into all corners of the cardboard and ruin your eating experience. Also, someone spent a lot of time crafting that pizza, so don't carry it under your arm like a textbook.
Sadly, some people pay no attention to the rules. As former pizza chain worker Joewen Wilson knows all too well. He worked in a Philadelphia pizza place for five years and took to Twitter to share a frenzied and supremely angry story about a regular customer who constantly carried his pizza box incorrectly.
Alternatively, Joewen, you could have corrected this guy four years ago and saved me from embedding the past thirty tweets. Good story though.
This article first appeared on BroBible.