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Guy In Hotel Room With Girlfriend Playing 'Pokemon Go' Finds Penis Diglett

Guy In Hotel Room With Girlfriend Playing 'Pokemon Go' Finds Penis Diglett

Peculiar stories regarding Pokemon Go are flooding all corners of the internet currently.

From finding a dead body and being sent to a police station on the endless Pokemon quest, to not quite understanding the game. (see below)

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This guy though, he found a penis Diglett. From what this picture suggests, it looks like he was deffo about to bang and then BANG a Diglett appeared, right on top of his nob.

This story appeared on BroBible who expertly employed the pun 'Diglett, more like DICKlett' which has sent my head into a spin because damn I wish I'd thought of that.

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Meanwhile, in the UK I am still trying to change my iPhone's location to Australia so I can download it. But if I do that I've been told I'll have to make a new iTunes account and that means I will lose Apple Music, it's all very confusing so I think that maybe I'll just wait to get it legally. WHENEVER THAT IS?! Huh NINTENDO?? POKEMON COMPANY?? Just tell us when we can download it, I've had enough of your clumsy roll out.

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Anyway, on another note, here is a Diglett I made on MS Paint back in 2011.

Words by Matthew Cooper

Lead Image Credit: The Pokemon Company

Topics: pokemon, Sex

Matthew Cooper

Follow me on Twitter @c00pasaurus for sad short stories about attractive strangers I never spoke to on public transport.