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Twitter Reacts As Tom Hiddleston Realises What He's Let Himself In For

Twitter Reacts As Tom Hiddleston Realises What He's Let Himself In For

When the Taylor Swift PR circus breaks down, the world rejoices.

Patrick Hulbert

Patrick Hulbert

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Tom Hiddleston. Now there's a man I used to admire. Great professionalism. The fact he let his acting do the talking on stage and in movies. The fact he's bloody good at his job and that was always enough for me.

Then he dates get-a-PR-team-that-make-me-look-awesome-and-I'm-gonna-write-a-song-about-how-shit-men-are. She's better known as Taylor Swift.

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Yes, her!

Anyway, after today's shocking (insert I couldn't give a flying fuck) revelation that Taylor Swift knew she was going to be in Kanye West's 'Famous' video, the shitty circus just got a whole new level of who actually gives a shit!

For those that do care, Swift is heard saying: "Go with whatever line you think is better. It's obviously very tongue in cheek either way." She then adds: "I really appreciate you telling me about it. That's really nice." This is contrary to reports this morning that she didn't know about the video. No doubt this was churned out by the Taylor Swift PR team. There, are you happy now? Are you happy that the subject I've spent all day trying to avoid has been laid bare? Are you happy I have to have another shower now? You fuckers. You greedy fuckers!

Here's the conversation, in two parts:



And so trended #KimExposedTaylorParty and #KimExposedTaylorSwift and shade was thrown and then people sat in shade and there was some more shade. I also found some shade because it was bloody hot today. Not sure if the Slim Shady came in to add his opinion but he's not as shady as Gary Glitter so what's all this about shade?

Anyway, Hiddleston. He's kept quiet over all of the debacle but it has lead many to wonder what the fuck he (the respectable actor), has got himself into.

Luckily for him, most people are feeling sympathetic that he's dating Miss Snakey McSnakerson.








Tom, if you dump her now, no one will listen to her and you'll be in the right. Do it now before her PR team make you out to be a terrible person. Do it and never, ever get back together. Ever! Then she can write shitty songs about it and you can get on with being a top actor and real person.

#BringTomHome

Words Patrick Hulbert

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Topics: Tom Hiddleston, Taylor Swift

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