Snoop Dogg Gifted Joint Bouquet For 48th Birthday
Rapper Snoop Dogg turned 48 on Sunday and was gifted a massive bouquet of flowers, customised with 48 pre-rolled joints. Knowing what we know about the rapper's favourite pastimes, I think it's fair to say whoever arranged that gift nailed it.
The unusual floral arrangement was designed by Leslie K Monroy of Flowers on Flowers, in San Diego.
Speaking to TMZ, Leslie said staff from Snoop's weed company, Merry Jane, saw her work and got in touch with her to make something special to mark his birthday.
On Instagram, Flowers on Flowers is described as 'cannabis floral designer/installation artist
supporting children charities' - so not only did they sort the bouquet, they also did their bit for charity. Win-win.
However, given that Snoop claimed in a Reddit AMA that he smokes 81 joints a day, it doesn't seem like he'll want to share his birthday bouquet with anyone.
According to TMZ, half the joints were made with Indica and other half Sativa - if you're interested.
Earlier this month, Snoop revealed that he employs a 'full-time' 'PBR: Professional Blunt Roller'.
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He was speaking on The Howard Stern Show, where he said he pays his PBR $40,000 to $50,000 a year. Not bad work if you can get it, eh?
He explained: "That motherf*****'* timing is impeccable. That's his J-O-B - his occupation. On his resume, it says, 'What do you do?' 'I'm a blunt roller. P-B-R, professional blunt roller.'"
"If you're great at something I need, I'm hiring you." Well, that clears that up then.
Adding: "Motherf***** like Lurch from The Addams Family. 'You rang?'"
I'm sure the 'PBR' in question was delighted to hear that comparison.
Seth Rogan, who was also on the show, chipped in to say that Snoop's employee 'knows how to gauge the look on someone's face when it seems like they might want a blunt'.
He continued: "If they do, he gives you one! There's been like 40 minutes where I'm like, 'I'm just watching this guy and I'm just going to see what is going on here.' As someone who smokes a lot of weed, it's f****** fascinating.
"Honestly, the amount of time I spend rolling joints, it might be worth my while financially to hire someone to do that."
Many happy returns, Snoop.
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