Ever wanted to crush a Cadbury's selection box into dust and just snort the whole fucking thing like Tony Montana round at Willy Wonka's gaff? Well it's your lucky day. Clubbers in Europe are getting off their tits on yer Ma's Quality Streets.
Well, not quite. But they are sniffing cocoa until the early hours instead of drinking. At a monthly club night in Berlin, they don't even serve alcohol. Just chocolate. 2016, the year of huffing balloons and snorting chocolate. For fuck's sake. Soon the best place to go on a night out will be a kid's birthday party.
Dominique Persoone is the Belgian chocolatier behind the bizarre movement. He made a chocolate shooting device that you hold close to your nose and press a lever, sending the cocoa right up your schnoz and into your bloodstream.
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"The mint and the ginger really tinkle your nose. Then the mint flavour goes down and the chocolate stays in your brain."
He definitely doesn't recommend snorting the chilli flavour though.
"It's a very bad idea," he added.
Well, yeah. You're sniffing chocolate you complete lunatic.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be down the confectionary aisle in Tesco looking like Bruce Bogtrotter after a night out with Charlie Sheen.
Words by @jonoblitz
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