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US Olympian Ryan Lochte has come under fire recently after his lies were exposed following a claim that he was robbed at gunpoint in Rio.
Setting the ultimate example of how not to do it as an Olympic hero, it may have taken years of hard work to build up his endorsements. But, faster than it takes to swim the 200m freestyle, you can be dropped.
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If you choose to see the glass half empty then, yes, he fucked up his endorsements from the likes of Speedo and Ralph Lauren, and lost the respect of the world.
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However, if like me you view the world through optimistic lenses, then you'll be pleased to know he hasn't lost all attention from potential sponsors. He still has a blow job machine company behind him.
That's right, blow job machine company, Autoblow 2, is more than keen to have Lochte as their celebrity spokesperson, claims the Metro.
The Brand said: "It takes years of dedication and practice to win one Olympic Medal let alone 12, so I see in him a man with qualities our brand stands for.
I forgive him for his mistake and want to put him in front of an audience of men who admire him as the champion he is to help us promote the champion of masturbation devices: the Autoblow 2.
The Autoblow 2's tireless motor exemplifies the Olympic spirit much as Lochte did while winning his medals."
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As part of the deal, Lochte will have to appear in an advert pointing at the toy.
Look, mate, you should take all the support you can get right now, it will blow over!
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