First Dates Contestant Hands Love Interest A Cast Of Her Vagina
First Dates always pulls it out of the bag when it comes to contestants' weird and wonderful quirks but viewers were shocked when an artist pulled out a cast of her own vagina - disguised as an oyster, might we add.
Shannon, 23, explained to her date Zander, 28, that she had some 'art', he asked whether he could have a look adding: "Have you got like Instagram or something," oh, fella, you've no idea have you?
Laughing, the artist reached into (what we assume was) her bag and whipped out the 'oyster' before going on to tell him the true meaning behind the creation.
"Here's a cast of a vagina I've sculpted into an oyster" I say to the passenger on the bus I've trapped on the window seat next to me. #FirstDates
- TWJ (@IrnBruRevolutio) March 12, 2020
She said: "Some people say they're, like, they're quite sexual," handing the shell to poor/lucky (delete as appropriate) Zander.
She went on: "So this is a piece I did about female sexuality. I did like 12 oysters cast off my body - because I do body casting.
"I made these oysters, I put them on ice and I had people, an exhibition, looking at them like 'ahh beautiful, oh my God look at them, look at them', and then it suddenly clocked that they were vaginas."
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Zander seemed to only manage a quick: "Oh, wow," before finding his voice and adding: "That is a thing."
Shannon went on to tell him that she tried to persuade a former flame to let her mould his member.
"I wanted to do my ex-boyfriend's penis as a banana but he wouldn't let me," she said, adding: "I wanted to cast it and he was like 'no, I'm not doing that'." Once again, Zander said: "Wow."
"Tell me your honest opinion," Shannon asked. Ut oh, what's he going to say? He candidly replied: "Bit weird." Which is fair enough, imo. He went on: "I didn't realise I'd see this much of you on a first date."
It seems Zander ended up digging the oyster thing because the pair ended up having a smooch and joked about Shannon moulding her beau's penis. Well, why the hell not?
The match made in genitalia-casting heaven seems to be going from strength to strength because they went on to have a second date and Shannon is now designing the album cover for Zander's band.
Just get married already.
Featured Image Credit: Channel 4/First Dates