Jane Park missed her flight back to Scotland from Tenerife because she got too shitfaced.
If you're not familiar with Jane Park let me give you a quick synopsis.
She won £1 million in the Euromillions in 2013 when she was just 17 and spent it on a LOT of stuff. But apparently now she isn't all that fond of having money to burn.
The 21-year-old got a Chihuahua called Princess, but gave her away to her Auntie, telling ITV: "At the time there was too much going on. She didn't like my car and I didn't have time for her."
Credit: Instagram/Jane Park
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She also bought three cars, one of which was a £18,000 purple Range Rover but unfortunately, "It was flashy and people were always looking at me. But it was far too big," she sighed.
Holidays were also not for her: "I don't go on holiday that much, about four times a year," she said. "I wait until my friends can go.
"And although I've been to the Maldives I much prefer Benidorm because nobody is looking down at you. You can get as drunk as you want. In the Maldives, you can't go and get absolutely hammered."
Yeah I know what you're thinking - poor Jane.
Credit: Instagram/Jane Park
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But after receiving what some people dream about, Jane decided she wanted to sue lottery Camelot for negligence because she felt she was too young to have that much money.
Jane told Sunday People: "At times it feels like winning the lottery has ruined my life.
"I thought it would make it ten times better but it's made it ten times worse. I wish I had no money most days. I say to myself, 'My life would be so much easier if I hadn't won.'
"People look at me and think, 'I wish I had her lifestyle, I wish I had her money.' But they don't realise the extent of my stress.
"I have material things but apart from that my life is empty. What is my purpose in life?"
Yes my heart bleeds for you Jane.
Which leads us to how she missed her flight from the Canary Island.
Ms Park was watching her beloved Hibernian FC beat Hearts in Edinburgh and ended up getting absolutely "melted," in celebration.
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She told her Twitter followers: "Went out n got melted n missed my flight Hahahahahhaha mon eh hibs."
Jane also seems like an absolute dream to date
Jane went viral after making a list of rules for her boyfriend's lads' holiday.
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The long list of do's and don'ts demanded that boyfriend, Connor George, didn't speak to girls, didn't interact with girls on social media and that if he wanted a shot, he must absolutely not buy it from a shot-girl.
He was also forbidden from being a wingman to his mates. The pair laughed about her rules at the time and he even promised to wear the T-shirt she had made which had: "If you are reading this you are too close to my boyfriend" written on it as well as a picture of the happy couple.
Naturally the world was collectively devastated when they broke up.
There's no suggestion that Connor didn't stick to her rules, by the way - in fact, a friend of the couple said that they just 'weren't on the same wavelength'.
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