A man has claimed that he lost his virginity to an alien and has since go on to father hundreds of alien/human hybrid babies.
David Huggins, 74, appeared on ITV's This Morning, where he insisted to hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield that aged 17 he had lost his virginity in some woods with a busty alien named Crescent.
I think this is like the inter-galactic version of your one mate who said that they lost their virginity while on holiday. We're on to you, mate.
Obviously, Holly and Phil were a bit shocked by David's admission and pressed him for more details.
He told them that he first came into contact with aliens aged eight, and that he now creates works of art based on his encounters - and some of them are pretty graphic.
Describing his ET-lover, David said: "I think she wears a wig I'm not really sure, big black eyes and long black fingernails." A goth-alien, nice.
Phil just really wanted to know why an alien would bother wearing a wig, to which David responded that it was for 'aesthetic reasons'. Fair enough.
He told the hosts that his alien kids are 'all in glass cases stacked on top of each other'.
Skipping to the point, Phil asked: "So how come the aliens choose a guy who works in the deli counter in New Jersey to appear to?"
"I was always there for a reason and I would do whatever they ask me to do," David replied.
Meanwhile, Holly seemed to think that his paintings were all well and good but why hadn't he snapped some proof during the decades of alien shagging? David said he might try to next time.
Viewers at home couldn't get their head's around what they had just seen:
Says it all really.
Featured Image Credit: ITV/This MorningTopics: TV and Film, Holly Willoughby, UK Entertainment, Aliens, Weird
