This Is Who Honey G Allegedly Really Is

Because of its inability to be a genuinely entertaining talent contest, X Factor has once again turned to the novelty act to bring in people who love to hate the show. We, admittedly, have fallen for it.

Honey G, a middle-aged woman who has crashed head first into a 1980s shell suit and a mid-life crisis, is pulling in all sorts of attention primarily because she's shite but continues to stay on the show.

The likely reality of her situation is that she's either a paid actress, or she went through a divorce a few years ago, and after partying in UK grime clubs with men half her age, she's decided to pursue a career in rap.

Someone has now revealed her 'true' identity, however, and Honey G is allegedly a woman named Anna Gilford, who resides in the middle-classes, formerly dabbled her hand in competitive tennis, and has a masters degree in management.

Ironically, even though she's left her tennis rackets behind, she's still capable of making an almighty fucking racket in my living room every Saturday night when my missus throws ITV on.

The worst thing is that she's not even the most ridiculous thing about the show so far this year.

Those two chaps who came together to form 'Bratavio' stole the crown for most farcical, facetious, flippant, impish act this year. So congrats to them.

Featured image credit: ITV

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.