Say what you want about Tattoo Fixers and it copying other artists' work, but if you get a real naff dick tattoo, a free cover up and the chance to be on telly doesn't seem so bad.
A man known only as Carl, got his mate's dick inked on his thigh. Why? Because Ayia Napa.
Unsurprisingly, he didn't want the tattoo once he got back from his sabbatical of necking blue WKDs and flopping his nob out on the beach.
Still, it made him a local celebrity.
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"I am known all over for the tattoo, I have had groups of girls recognise us and say get your leg out, you have a cock on your leg," Carl told the show.
How could they 'fix' the tattoo though? Just draw over it. But with what? The best rapper that ever did it of course. Tupac Shakur. Just kidding, it's Biggie.
JUICY!
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This woman might also have a few tattoos she regrets. I doubt any of them are penises, mind.
Words by Matthew Cooper
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