Remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter got a onesie and realised he could electrocute his family with static shock? Well this woman accidentally did the same thing to her husband, while trying to get him into bed.
Credit: FOX
The post appeared on Reddits TIFU thread and user terwini described the scene pretty perfectly:
Our kids finally went back to school after the break, and we had the house to ourselves. Husband was doing paperwork online before going in to work. He came out into the living room to talk with me. I decided I'd try and be playful and take advantage of the empty house. I crawled seductively across the room to try and get him to play. Well, what I forgot is, that it's winter and there's absolutely no humidity. So static everywhere. Once I got to him, I was kneeling and he bent down to kiss me. I thought "Hell yeah! I am a goddess and this is going to be awesome!" I mean, we haven't had sex out of our room, let alone during daylight hours for over 3 weeks because of the kids always being around.
Sounds great this, Ive seen many a porno where a lady crawls on the floor like a sex cat. Great stuff. Hes in for a treat
As he bent down, his nose brushed mine. All of that charge I built up crawling across the room then jumped from me to him and went up through his eye! He said he actually saw the flash! The pain abruptly ended any desire right then and there. And not only that, it caused his eye to twitch for the rest of the morning.
Or not.
Gosh if I knew you got electrocuted every time someone tried to sleep with you Id have stopped crying to my mum about being single for the past half a decade ages ago.
Words by Matthew Cooper
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