Traditional Advent Calendars Are Outdated Apparently So Rita Ora Did This
Traditional advent calendars are getting a bit out-dated and boring for people these days.
People are more interested in gin advent calendars, stoners would rather open a door and have a spliff behind it every morning, and coffee lovers prefer it if December mornings were littered with different sachets of caffeine.
But what about the disconcerted folk of the Internet, which is basically all of us? Well, they get a video each day from Love Magazine, of celebs doing, erm, things.
Hiding behind today's
door incognito window was not just one Rita Ora - it wasn't even two - it was three Rita Oras going by the names of 'The Divine Miss R', 'Margerita' and 'Conchita'...
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Credit: LOVE Magazine
The trio, wearing lederhosen rig outs, lip sync 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Of Company B', which, by all intents and purposes, is a fucking woeful song. No matter, though, as the video is racking in a hell of a lot of views.
But, who else do you want to see in it? Bella Hadid and Irina Shayk both appeared on day one and two, so it's anyone's guess who is next. Susan Boyle, maybe? Sharon Osbourne to give her husband Ozzy a late birthday present? Or maybe Hillary Clinton is going to get over her US election loss by wearing clogs and singing 'Daydream Believer' by The Monkees.
We'll have to see.
Featured image credit: LOVE Magazine