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Forget About Avril, The Katy Perry Is JonBenét Ramsey Conspiracy Is Even Weirder

Forget About Avril, The Katy Perry Is JonBenét Ramsey Conspiracy Is Even Weirder

If you thought the Avril Lavigne/Vanessa Vandella conspiracy was weird then hold on to your (tinfoil) hats, because this one is even more bizarre.

Conspiracy theorist Dave Johnson is 100 percent sure that Katy Perry is JonBenét Ramsey. Yep, the YouTuber reckons the I Kissed A Girl singer is the late pageant princess.

In case you don't know the story, back in 1996, six-year-old JonBenét was found dead in the basement of her house after being brutally murdered. Her killers have never been found.

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Credit: YouTube/Dave J

A recent Netflix documentary, Casting JonBenét, put forward the most popular theories surrounding her murder. Unsurprisingly, the documentary makers didn't include this batshit theory.

In the seven-minute clip that Johnson uploaded to YouTube back in 2014, he can be heard to say: "JonBenét Ramsey did not die, nobody died, nobody got hurt.

"That sacrifice was in name only, and that sacrifice was to get something, and that something was to become a star.

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"JonBenét Ramsey became Katy Perry. That's a fact." Very loose use of the word 'fact' there.

Davo believes Patsy and John Ramsey, are actually 'Katy's' parents - they just gave themselves a new look.

He goes on to say: "If any of you continue to lie about this person dying, you are in fact a false witness to murder and death." So that's me told.

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Back in '96, the theory goes, her parents faked her strangulation and then covered all of this up, so she could become famous. He doesn't really explain how they managed this, but this is definitely the sort of theory that doesn't stand up if you go ahead and look at it. So let's not.

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Of course, these sort of bizarre conspiracy theories are nothing new on the Internet. However, this one really seemed to capture people's imaginations; it's had more than two-and-a-half million views, and has spawned other videos, which pick up the theory.

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One of those videos, by a guy calling himself Jungle Surfer, offers proof in the form of Katy's eyebrows.

He says: "You're born with your eyebrows. They're very close, very close indeed, aren't they?

"As you know, this whole entertainment industry is just a charade - you really don't know the truth."

You're born with your eyebrows. Profound.

Others claim the occult are involved, and naturally, the conspiracy theorist favourite - the Illuminati.

Dave, and the rest of the believers of this theory, also don't address the fact Katy was born in 1984, meaning she would have been 12 when JonBenét died. But who needs correct ages when you have the irrefutable evidence of eyebrows, eh?

I think that's quite enough Internet for one day.

Featured Image Credit: YouTube

Topics: Katy Perry

Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]