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Everton have knocked 22 goals, I repeat 22 goals, past Austrian outfit ATV Irdning in a pre-season friendly, with Kevin Mirallas, Oumar Niasse, Cenk Tosun and Ademola Lookman all scoring hat-tricks.
Even the likes of Michael Keane and Leighton Baines got themselves on the scoresheet in what was Marco Silva's first game in charge of the Toffees, just 48 hours after he celebrated his 48th birthday.
Now that's a cracking gift, lads.
ATV Irdning, who are part of the Oberliga Nord League, on the other hand, will never forget the spanking they received thanks to this unrelenting Everton team.
Everton's official Twitter account were certainly busy, this afternoon:
I would include the other 15 goals, but I might be here all day so here's the 22nd and last tweet from this huge Twitter thread, posted in the 89th minute thanks to another goal from Oumar Niasse.
Do not rub your eyes, folks.
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