Hornets Getting Down To Business Makes For Surprisingly Enjoyable Viewing

Did you click on this? You filthy bastard.

It's OK, your sinful lust shall be indulged with what is quite simply the most beautiful hornet porn scene I have ever had the pleasure of watching.

The film was shot on a rooftop in Rupert, Idaho, USA by Brian Johnson, who stumbled upon the intimate encounter before work and saw the opportunity to shoot the amateur hornet porn scene of his lifetime.

He said: "My brother and I just pulled up to the house for work, we got out the truck.

"I whipped out my iPhone and started filming the scene.

"It didn't last for particularly long but it managed to last long enough to crack some jokes and witness nature do its thing.

"My brother and I laughed and then uploaded the video shortly after."

Now that right there is a man with all the makings of a top class hornet porn director; he improvised with low quality recording equipment, got it online immediately and was able to work with a male lead who didn't last particularly long. Exemplary stuff.

For those of you worried about what might happen if you watch the video, here is a synopsis you can read before deciding whether you'll be able to handle it.

Horny Hornets: Take Me To The Clouds Above

The film stars male lead, Hugo 'The Horn' Rogers and female lead, Fezzabella 'Honey' Buzzington. The pair start in what humans might describe as a 'doggy' position, or what they call in the hornet porn industry, 'love from beehind'.

Rogers then introduces a spanking motion to proceedings - oh beehive.

This gets director Johnson very excited.

"Hey, look at him, slapping that ass too. He got the hand on the butt. Ohhh, he smacked that shit! Smack that little bee booty," he encourages expertly.

But Rogers does not need encouraging and is clearly well and truly invested in the scene, which descends into pure filth from this point onward.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH. He fucking eating the butthole while he hitting it," shouts Johnson with pure unadulterated delight.

But if Johnson thought his mind had already been blown, then he couldn't have been more mistaken.

Rogers then masterfully twists Buzzington into a side on position, known in the industry as 'emptying the honey pot', before flying off with his co-star still attached.

"Oh it's the finisher! Oh he's switched positions! AHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE FLYING OFF FUCKING! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNN!"

... Rare that a porno has an unexpected ending.