A cheeky monkey managed to get some sweet revenge and leave a man needing to take his car to be washed when it pissed through the window of his vehicle after he laughed and poked the monkey's penis.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
38-year-old Martin Chapman was the unlucky victim during a visit to Knowsley Safari Park in Merseyside earlier this month.
Whilst sat in his car with his wife and two of their children, Chapman noticed that the monkey - who was climbing on the car - had stuck his cock through a gap in the window.
It was then that Chapman made his mistake. He decided to flick the monkeys penis.
Come on, mate. Don't do that! How would you like it?
Anyway, he got his comeuppance immediately as the monkey just decided that the moment was right to urinate into the car. It got all over the car and onto Martin's lap. Unlucky.
The dad, from Barnsley, shouted: "The dirty little bastard!"
For sure, it's not the best thing to do, but the monkey isn't going around flicking dicks, Martin.
Whilst we're here, the safari park actually tells you not to open the windows of the car whilst inside. That seems pretty reasonable, but Martin and his family wanted to feed them some grapes.
Martin told The Metro: "Soon enough one monkey came and sat on the car and he was getting quite territorial, stopping any other monkeys getting on.
"We were all laughing our heads off because he was just poking his bits through my window, so I thought I'd give it a cheeky flick - but he soon got his own back on me.
"He started weeing and I tried to put the window up but his fingers were still over the top so I couldn't straight away, and his wee was just going all over my legs!"
Luckily, Martin sees the funny side of the whole thing. Well, you'd have to, wouldn't you?
He continued: "I wasn't really bothered, I just thought it was funny, I work as a bricklayer so I'm always coming home filthy.
"I just can't believe the video has nearly a million hits, so many people I don't even know are commenting and sharing it."
That's great. Everyone should try to enjoy their 15 minutes of fame, I guess.
The moral of the story is this - don't flick the monkeys dick unless you're prepared to get piss in your lap.
That's a tune we can all dance to.
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