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It's nothing new to say that iPhones are incredibly versatile. What else can you own that reaches people across the world instantly, makes you look like a dog and assists in your sex life?
But here's something you had no idea your phone could do: measure sperm count.
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Japanese inventor and researcher Yoshitomo Kobori has come up, as it were, with a specific lens that can be fitted on your phone's camera. Rubbing out a bit of spunk onto the lens while filming it can then be assessed by a lab. Think of it as a DIY sexual health clinic.
It's good news for those who have reservations about travelling to a clinic to have their business checked over.
Better yet, the lens is cheap.
"The lens is not made for a smartphone - it was made nine years ago," he said .
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"I'm improving the lens and thinking about how to attach it to a smartphone and analyse sperm.
"Men are thinking that semen analyses are an embarrassment, inconvenience, disgrace and waste of time."
I like it. It sort of removes the taboo around dick pics/vids.
'Why did you just Snap me cumming onto your camera, you sick bastard?'
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'Sorry Jess, making a sperm sample for analysis. Have you not heard of Yoshitomo Kobori?'
'No.'
'He's created a spunk-friendly lens.'
'Oh, Yoshitomo Kobori! Of course! Fire away.'
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Words Josh Teal
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