While dining alone might be viewed as a weird, avoidable, lonely thing to do, it does come with its benefits.
People-watching for example, or just straight up eavesdropping.
That's exactly what one solo-diner did recently in Toronto, Canada.
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The quiet lunch Ashe Dryden expected to sit down to in her hotel restaurant didn't last long, thanks to a couple in the midst of a row.
"Omg the woman next to me just confronted the man with her because she found out he's been seeing her while in another long-term relationship," she wrote on Twitter, setting up one of 2017's greatest threads thus-far.
The guy's excuses, once they came, were hilariously shite.
That wasn't the end of it, of course.
That's even the full thread, which you can read in full here. It's something else. Think of it as a Ulysses for the Twitter age.
Featured Image Credit: Twitter/@asherdryden