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Woman's Washing Machine Sounds Like Danny Dyer Saying 'Come On Then!'

Woman's Washing Machine Sounds Like Danny Dyer Saying 'Come On Then!'

"The perfect washer doesn't exi- "

Mark McGowan

Mark McGowan

A lot of people, when they settle down, get a house, have kids and wave goodbye to what was once a fun and varied life, seek pleasure in the simplest of things.

Some find an aptitude for collecting rather odd trinkets for around the house, like ornaments that wouldn't look out of place in an amphibious caravan floating off the shores of Gibraltar. Others enjoy their day-to-day chores like doing ironing, cleaning or washing clothes.

But a particular group of individuals aren't satisfied with the standard household machinery that they have and often upgrade their washing machines. Many a middle-aged home dweller will be heard saying: "Look, 30 settings, high-speed, it's a dryer, too, blah, blah, blah" and so on.

Very few of them, however, can turn around and say: "Yeah, but does it sound like a right Cockney geezer? Does it sound like Danny Dyer after eight pints of Nelson Mandela down the boozer?".

Luckily for Lesley Hazeldine, she can say that.

The 48-year-old from Knaphill, Surrey, can't put a white wash on without her Hotpoint offering her a scrap, due to the fact every time it spins it sounds like it's shouting 'COME ON THEN!'.

Credit: Caters

Lesley, who has nicknamed the machine 'Danny Dryer', said: "I've had the machine for over four years, and it's a great washer, but it's always been quite noisy.

"I was sitting in my front room one day and my washing machine was on when I heard it saying: 'Come on then, come on then'."

The only thing that could top this is a dish washer that sounds like Barry from Eastenders singing Labi Siffre's 'Something Inside So Strong'.

Featured image credit: PA/Caters

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Topics: Danny Dyer